V for Verandah
Since I had spent two hours this morning all Cinderella like on my hands and knees clean the verandah I figured I deserved a movie reward in the afternoon. The painter painted the back deck and not only left an ungodly mess but also bruises on my knees and aches in my shoulders and arms. [...]
Big Brother 06 thoughts
How good is this season and it’s only been a week? The pressure that Big Brother has these housemates under has never been seen before on in previous seasons. Normally the show is boring in the first week but the techniques they’ve used already have put them under unde stress and strain. Not good for [...]
Natalie Portman rap
You HAVE to watch this video of A day in the life of Natalie Portman (you know, Star Wars and Garden State). I’ve got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Who knew that she was so tough?
Stalking made easy
Wonder where Belinda Carlisle or Debbie Gibson lives? Want to know how far Micheal J Fox has to drive between his 3 residences? Now comes a celebrity maps meets google maps mashup of all your favourite stars. I wish this website existed when I went to America. Not that you’d see anything other than their [...]
Birthday gift from foxtel not that big a present
Flicking through the new October foxtel guide this morning I got really excited when I saw that you can get the Foxtel IQ installed for $10 and then pay $5.95 a month from then on for the priviledge. I thought that was great until Pauline rained on my parade and said it was actually $15.95, [...]
Arrested Development on Seven
I don’t know how long it’s been on free to air but like all great tv shows it’s put on late at night so that we can watch groundbreaking stuff like repeats of Frasier in prime time. You must watch Arrested Development if you are in any sort of family. I find it so funny [...]
What I thought of The Island
I’m about to let you into the dialog in my mind as I went to see The Island the other night. Hmm there is a lot of people here at 8.55pm on a tight ass Tuesday. Lucky it’s in the Imax theatre. Geez, even though they started 20 mins late due to the Brisbane Film [...]
Westside forever baby
I’ve spent the Queen’s Birthday long weekend running from crooked cops, starting and finishing gang wars, stealing guns from the army, collecting flowers for my bitch and cycling to the gym. A quiet weekend compared to my usual. I also got 6 tattoos, some blonde corn rows, a fire paint job for my lowrider and [...]
What did I tell you when we first met?
For months the people around me have had to put up with me complaining about how Hollywood action movies aren’t impressive anymore – in fact they are dead boring. Well thanks to the Brisbane Queer Film Festival I discovered an action film that restored my faith in the genre. Oddly, the film not only broke the [...]
Wonder Whedon
Right now I am incredibly and irrationally excited about a movie that hasn’t even begun filming yet. Joss Whedon has just signed on to write and direct the new Wonder Woman movie. As the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer he already has the female superhero down pat so I can’t wait to see what [...]
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