Kelly's World

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My sister (@amyob) and I (@kelsbells) have a very “unique” sense of humour. Usually when  we are cracking up laughing, there’s not many others who understand what’s so funny. Today is one of those days.

Amy retweeted a link today from www.geekporngirl.com, which shares a video “Vagina Bubbles From Hell”. It’s a clip from a Japanese ninja movie, and while I’ve tried many ways of figuring out how to explain the clip, you really do need to watch it for yourself. In simple terms, a female ninja releases (ejaculates? what word can you describe what she does?) bubbles from her vagina, which kill the male ninja. See? Words can’t explain just how weird that clip is.

Which then got my overactive mind thinking. What other situations could you use vagina bubbles that could kill someone?! Thus, a hash tag on twitter was born:

#situationsthatrequirevaginabubbles

I would link to the hilarious results on twitter of what we have come up with, but unfortunately it just comes up blank. So I’ll link to that. Apparently it was trending on twitter for a bit, but it’s not anymore. Maybe twitter have blocked our hashtag, in which case I find that even more hilarious.

Some of my favourites that I have seen:

• Driving your car out in to the street without checking for traffic
• Driving through a pedestrian crossing when there is a pedestrian there
• Customers contacting me because they don’t understand the difference between left/right click on a mouse

I think you need to really imagine the situation to understand how funny it is. For example, the first “favourite” I listed was Driving your car out in to the street without checking for traffic. That was the situation in which my sister was hit by a car; the car didn’t check for traffic, hit Amy (who was riding a scooter), resulting in a severely broken leg for Amy and months of rehabilitation. It’s still ongoing for her. Imagine though, that immediately after being hit by a car, she got her revenge by releasing a stream of vagina bubbles! Would that not be the funniest/weirdest thing ever?

I’m crying with laughter just imagining it. I told you we had a “special” sense of humour.

The plan:

To visit California and Nevada over a 2 week timeframe

The dates:

May 10th through to May 24th

The participants:

• Kelly – me
• Mat – my boyfriend
• Amy – my sister
• Lynne – my mother
• Pauline – Amy’s partner
• Sue – my aunty
• Fiona – my cousin
• Madonna – my aunty

Amy, Pauline, Lynne, Sue and Fiona had already been travelling the east coast of America, and we were due to meet up with them in San Francisco. Madonna arrived a day earlier than us, and joined us for the entire 2 weeks.

Anything else:

I decided I would video tape this holiday, as video is so much more fun. It’s easier to see the emotions we expierienced, you can relive the funny moments, and it’s more interesting to share with others! Of course, you can’t quite tell the whole story by video, thus each day of our holiday will be explained in a blog post with a video highlights reel afterwards. Enjoy!